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He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
here today, gone tomato
How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family.
His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
he’s in a butter place now
(Source: pointy-earedbastard)
this is a song that really speaks to me on so many levels
playing it almost brought me to tearsfucKING OMFG
Wow… tragically beautiful.
RTHGFDVBHTMYRHBERFVSDDERNMTYRTHESDRFV
so deep and meaningful
i have lost the ability to can
my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”
Hades // Persephone
I thought this was creepy until I realized what it was. Now it’s cool.
my favourite greek myth.
Hades is honestly my favorite greek god, and the story of him and Persephone is just so perfectly bitter-sweet…
Well, when it comes down to it, it’s still ki~nda creepy. Hades blows a hole in the earth, comes out of it, fucking KIDNAPS persephone, runs away, and then fucking forces her to stay with him for half of the fucking year.
I like Hades as much as the next greek mythology geek, but god DAMN he was a bit of a fucking stalker.
..This is strangely inspirational.
Omg I really needed this today. Thank you Tumblr.
This is inspirational!!!
Well except for the first one lol
I needed ALL OF THIS. Especially the ones about giving up.
(Source: dreamsofrunning)
OHMYGODDDDDDD.
What the actual fuck
What did I just watch?
I hope this was just left on some kid’s laptop and somebody found it and posted it.
(Source: ssavage)